1972 saw the birth of the ILF (Infant Liberation Front), a terrorist organisation for the under-10s. The anarchic underground group was slow to make an impact because many of its younger members had not yet developed the literacy skills required to understand the group’s manifesto.
The breakthrough came in 1973 when the ILF published a more accessible colouring book. It outlined the group’s aims and depicted recommended acts of terror which could be easily carried out before bedtime. The book was an instant hit and widely distributed in school playgrounds.
The ILF’s goal was to create a paedocracy, but not only; it also wanted “the freedom to eradicate all grownups (without having to get their permission first)” To this end the group would go to any lengths. Hordes of children roamed the streets (after they had completed their homework) hunting stray adults, and in 1976 alone 250 grownups disappeared or met their fates.
In 1978 the ILF disbanded when Arthur Grubbe, a 50 year old investigative journalist, infiltrated the group by posing as a 3 year old girl. Grubbe revealed that the ILF was secretly funded by local government who intended to groom sociopaths for positions in the civil service once they reached the age of majority.
Grubbe became something of a celebrity and Arthur was the most popular baby girl name of 1979.